*PUNCHES A WALL* IM GONNA DRAW TODAY
*PUNCHES A WALL* I FORGOT TO DRAW
How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
clearly you’re not from america
Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart
Stories that Give Me Hope.
Stories that make me cry
what is this moisture coming from my eyes
my eyeballs are leaking
The last one though
Eric Cahan captures the natural gradient of the sky during transitional phases of the day in locations all over the world.
A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair
I still want to bulk buy these and adonize batch pink.
you dont truly understand how many bad urls there are on this site until one of your posts breaks 10k notes
"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"
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that’s almost too cruel
I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.
Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.
I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.
Vicious. I love it.
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I got a new matte lipstick/stain and it’s amazing.
More red then I was expecting, but hey, still pretty awesome.
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What’s the difference between america and yogurt?
If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture
this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen
Cherry Cheesecake Muffins
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what’s it called when you have friends but you’re still lonely
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