My Better is Better than Your Better.

I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it. Female. 18. Portland, OR. Whatever it is, I'd rather be reading. Fucking dorky, anime/manga nerd, kandi kid, druggie, artist that is going blind. I post about shit I like and/or find interesting. A lot of it is NSFW. (I also have a personal blog that has my writing on it, and if I know you well enough I may be inclined to send it to you)




stilesinatrenchcoat:

I love how Hannibal and Supernatural are like

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while Sherlock and Hannibal are like 

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(via inthebluesky)





sunshien:

jonnyjabberwockey submitted:

can i be an honorary irishman now?

uhm yes sure go ahead bud

SHEEP SOLD SEPARATELY

sunshien:

jonnyjabberwockey submitted:

can i be an honorary irishman now?

uhm yes sure go ahead bud

SHEEP SOLD SEPARATELY

(via yourmotherhasmebytheballs)




whethervane:

gwainenovak:

fuckyeahfemalemasturbation:

Female Masturbation App Aims to Eliminate Social Stigma

Masturbation is an important step in sexual development for human beings, especially for women.

Sadly, a number of women are still unaware about their body parts, especially the genital region. And the best way to really learn about your body is of course, masturbation.

Tina Gong aims to rebrand the entire concept of female masturbation through education and light-hearted games, and therefore created the app, HappyPlayTime.

The app is currently in development to teach female anatomy to provide lessons on masturbation through a number of mini games; all decked out in a fleshy, pink tone, and a mascot that’s a gleeful personification of a vagina.

According to Tina, teaching a woman about her anatomy can seem a little too serious and of course, embarrassing. But with the help of something intimate, a woman would be able to approach the topic in their own privacy and learn a few more things about their body without having to share it with the world. HappyPlayTime hopes to eliminate the cultural stigma and makes it difficult for women to become truly sexually liberated.

For more information about the HappyPlayTime app, “show some love” and visit www.happyplaytime.com

Looks interesting!

IS THAT A KAWAII VAGINA OR WHAT

aw hell this is super cute

(via inthebluesky)

kangarookovumd:

pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

words i use in every sentence:

  • no
  • stop
  • dude
  • literally
  • like
  • seriously
  • fuck

That’s a sentence right there

My favourite sentence of all time right there. Hah.

(via citroentje)





notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

(Source: slavefarmer, via skyplainsdrifter)




roane72:

John Barrowman at the 2013 Phoenix Comic Con (x)

in which John Barrowman does his best Tumblr impression

I share your sentiments sir.

(via chuuface)

badsouffle:

dave-vriska:

YAHOO IS REMOVING THE POST LIMIT

YAHOO

IS

REMOVING

THE

POST

LIMIT

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(via inthebluesky)





onorobo:

When I was in 9th grade I had these OCs named Salt and Vinegar because I don’t think you understand how much I love that chip flavor. errm But I mentioned them on twitter and Hamlet asked to see them, so I tried redrawing them.
I was so fucking pleased with myself about incorporating the crystalline form of salt into his designs, but I think that pseudo-intelligentsia was probably undercut by the fact I would consistently misspell Vinegar’s name.
Vinegar is like 7 feet tall, and they’re pretty much both just glam 80s angel wizards. I think seeing my early characters makes it pretty clear to everyone that Sailor Moon villains were (and are) the bedrock of my sexuality.

I am screaming over how much I love this♥
Salt&Vinegar is like the only flavor of chips I like, and omfg these two are GORGEOUSSSS UGH.

onorobo:

When I was in 9th grade I had these OCs named Salt and Vinegar because I don’t think you understand how much I love that chip flavor. errm But I mentioned them on twitter and Hamlet asked to see them, so I tried redrawing them.

I was so fucking pleased with myself about incorporating the crystalline form of salt into his designs, but I think that pseudo-intelligentsia was probably undercut by the fact I would consistently misspell Vinegar’s name.

Vinegar is like 7 feet tall, and they’re pretty much both just glam 80s angel wizards. I think seeing my early characters makes it pretty clear to everyone that Sailor Moon villains were (and are) the bedrock of my sexuality.

I am screaming over how much I love this♥

Salt&Vinegar is like the only flavor of chips I like, and omfg these two are GORGEOUSSSS UGH.


cats-and-sass:

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

my five page research papers are tragedies 

(via yourmotherhasmebytheballs)






cold-blooded-angel:

“If sweet, sweet God loves you so, then I will make you worthy of his love.”

(Source: unfairlymostfairly, via redrosesforthedevilswhore)



thingshappentome:

DID YOU KNOW THAT JAPANESE TEENAGERS STARTED TAKING PICTURES PRETENDING TO BE TITANS

BECAUSE I DIDN’T

(via skyplainsdrifter)

writer-of-wrongs:

Today my history professor, a rumpled, pot-bellied guy in his mid thirties, walked into class looking all excited, which made the rest of us nervous, because he’s known for pop quizzes. He took a deep breath and said, “I have been waiting for this moment my entire teaching career. So please, pull out your textbooks and…” in a British accent, glowering at us all ferociously, “TURN TO PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR.”

We. All. DIED.


I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS.

YEHEHEHEHEHEHEHESSSSSSS

(via knot-in-stiles)





(Source: malformalady, via demoriel)




  • Me: (Holds out dollar bill and pen)
  • Robert Downey Jr: Are you asking me to deface government property?
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: Yes.
  • RDJ: Gimmee.


deviantart:

Watch what happens when Adobe Photoshop turns random strangers into ads while they wait for their bus.

(via eternalrealist)