My Better is Better than Your Better.

Hello there, friend. Female. 20. Portland, OR. Whatever it is, I'd rather be reading. Fucking dorky, anime/manga nerd, artist that is going blind. I post about things I like and/or find interesting. A lot of it is NSFW. I also enjoy really bad jokes and puns.






mythsavvybadassginger:

cleolinda:

Why Stardust deserves to become a movie classic.

silent weeping at how underrated Stardust is.

(Source: olivesnook, via rememberkanekiken)

kinklock:

i will honestly never be over the fact they have both Sherlock and John shaving for each other in the season where they both have girlfriends like what a fucking beard joke unbelievable 

(via beansterpie)





makeupdramatics:

What shadows work with your eye color! (I’ve posted this before but it’s always helpful)

makeupdramatics:

What shadows work with your eye color! (I’ve posted this before but it’s always helpful)



maitrebate:

ive been on this website for 4 years, lord knows ive seen some shit but this is without question the WILDEST thing i have ever laid eyes upon

maitrebate:

ive been on this website for 4 years, lord knows ive seen some shit but this is without question the WILDEST thing i have ever laid eyes upon

(Source: yungdrakey, via coffeeandsomesmokes)


trexinvadingtheoperahouse:

I’m certain the Vulcans were like “We get that you’re half human, so you can keep ONE emotional/human response and you can use it as much as you like.”

And Spock was like “Sass.”

(via chuuface)




haliasjane:

inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel

(via thegirlwhowasking)




pencilcozy:

standingintheriver:

Children are not possessions.
Children are not accessories.
Children are not relationship band aids.
They are tiny people with the same amount of feelings as an adult.

And fewer tools to express and deal with those emotions.

(Source: riverbete, via dont-trip-on-your-mind)





niadidas:

thug-lifestyle:

Have y’all ever sat there and thought about this? 😂😂😂😂

Whoaaaaaaa mindfuck

niadidas:

thug-lifestyle:

Have y’all ever sat there and thought about this? 😂😂😂😂

Whoaaaaaaa mindfuck

(via thegirlwhowasking)




f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

Fascinating characters by Jeff Simpson

Jeff Simpson is a 26 year-old concept artist currently living in Canada and more precisely in Montreal when he works for the prestigious studio Ubisoft. He is specialized in character and creature design. They have generally a strange and tormented aspect.  Discover more illustrations on his portfolio, his CGHub and his DeviantArt.

(via panda-wolf)

wankingatthedisco:

HERE’S A LESSON ON CONCERT ETIQUETTE 

  • if you dont like the opening band/artist DONT BOO just nod your head a long. dont be rude
  • if someone is trying to leave the crowd fucking let them out. they could be hurt/about to pass out/etc.
  • that’s literally it just dont be an uber asshat ok thanks continue on

(Source: interlube, via thegirlwhowasking)




musicals-are-punk-rock:

support nonbinary people who aren’t completely androgynous

support femme trans men

support masculine trans women

just because someone doesn’t fit into the stereotype of their identity doesn’t mean they aren’t valid

(via waltwhitmansarmpits)




iloveherthatwomanin12b:

Arab Little Red Riding Hood with a red hijab

A Japanese Snow White with her coveted pale skin and shiny black hair

Mexican Cinderella with colorful Mexican glass blown slippers

Greek Beauty and the Beast where Beast is a minotaur

Culture-bent fairy tales that keep key canonical characteristics

(via thegirlwhowasking)






“What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?”

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

WHAT ABOUT MENOPAUSE THOWOULD YOU JUST THANK HIM FOR HIS SERVICE AND SEND HIM ON HIS WAYTO FIND A NEW NOT-PREGNANT GIRLOR DOES HE DIE WHAT HAPPENS

(via herestothedesperatedasher)

Can we please have a story about this?

(via kageyawa)

your minstrel isn’t late, that’s not the problem. he had some trouble with his working hours the first couple of times but then the two of you settled into a rhythm only broken by the 17-something months he left to find your children. your partner becomes accustomed to seeing him by the breakfast table

your minstrel, however, has a new odd habit of leaving a day or two too early. it’s nothing worrying at first, it happens once or twice, but then it becomes more regular as the months go on. it’s not until autumn bleeds into winter and the hot flashes persist that you start suspecting what’s really going on.

he visits you for the last time in the beginnings of spring, on one of those nights you can’t sleep and sit out on the porch to both cool off and to avoid waking your family by walking around too much. he sits down next to you in the backyard and looks out to the swings, barely used now that the children are growing older.

"this is it, isn’t it?" you ask, and he nods, a sad smile on his face very similar to the one he wore the first year you and your partner hoped for a baby and he had to come back empty handed for the tenth time. "but isn’t it a bit too early?"

"we’ve had a good forty years. I can’t do much more for you now," he says and reaches out, strokes your cheek like he did the first time you woke up with him next to you. "everything we’ve done together, seen together… I’m so lucky to have been with you all this time."

he leaves, and your spouse doesn’t ask why you’re crying, already used to the bursts of tears and occasional sad days, just holds you tightly.

it takes some getting used to, but you do get used to it. you see some of the younger ones at work still trying to hide their minstrels, like it doesn’t happen to half the population, and others proudly walking around hand in hand with theirs. your booth feels a little empty a few days per month, but you get used to it.

two years later you wake up to the sound of music and a familiar voice from down the hall where your youngest sleeps, no longer a child but a teenager, and you realize with a laugh that the minstrel might not be yours, but he’s not gone from your life either.

(via condemnedtorocknroll)

(via smeezeone)

romanimp:

romanimp:

Some of the best alpine/woodland military camo is developed by the Swiss, but most of the rest of the world refuse to use it because it has pink and red splotches on it, making it look “unmanly.”

Honestly if you’d prefer to risk it for the sake of looking “manly” then you deserve to get shot. 

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"That couldn’t possibly work, Roman! Alpenflage is dumb and you’re dumb!”

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DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT PLAY “WHERE’S WALDO” WITH THE SWISS

YOU WILL LOSE

(via thegirlwhowasking)






jarpadspn:

frozen-void:

sofamiliar:

trapezelove:

4 guys from school do the Mean Girls dance.

Ive never seen anything quite so perfect

i forget men can move their bodies like this

these guys are fucking amazing

(via united-states-of-fringe)